The Anvil of the World
(Tor, US$26, 350 pages, hardback; September 2003; ISBN: 0765308185.)
Rating: "A". Near-perfect light, funny fantasy-California adventure
Kage Baker's first venture into book-length fantasy is out, and it's
setup: three linked novellas, opening with "The Caravan From Troon"
(Asimov's, Aug 01) [note 1].
The scene: a fantasy-California (more or less).
The star: "Smith", an assassin who's trying to change careers.
The supporting cast: Lord Emenwyr, a sickly demigod, half- (or
is it a quarter?) demon.
Nurse Balnshik, Emenwyr's minder, 100% demon, but glamorous:
"Do you know any other midwife who can also tear apart armored warriors
with her bare, er, hands? Lovely and versatile."
Mrs. Smith (no relation, note 2), two-time winner
of the Troon Municipal Bakeoff, caravan cook and, later, co-owner of
the Hotel Grandview, Salesh-by-the-Sea.
-- and a host of Keymen, Runners, more Smiths, Yendri, bandits, barmen,
demons, gods, parents, siblings.... Plus one yellow journalist, recently
deceased. And a really, really dumb real-estate developer.
On the fifth day, they ran aground.
Smith had relinquished the helm to Cutt while he downed a stealthy
post-breakfast filler of pickled eel. He swore through a full mouth
as he felt the first grind under the keel, and then the full-on shuddering
slam that meant they were stuck.
He scrambled to his feet and ran forward.
"The boat has stopped, Child of the Sun," said Cutt.
"That's because you ran it onto a sandbank!" Smith told him, fuming.
"Didn't you see the damned thing?"
"No, Child of the Sun."
"What's this?" Lord Ermenwyr ran up on deck, dabbing at his lips
with a napkin. "We're slightly tilty, aren't we? And why aren't we
"You have hyacinth jam in your beard, my lord," Willowspear informed
"Do I?" The lordling flicked it away hastily. "Imagine that. Are
we in trouble, Smith?"
"Could be worse," Smith admitted grumpily. He looked across at the
opposite bank. "We can throw a cable around that tree trunk and warp
ourselves off. She's got a shallow draft."
"Capital." Lord Ermenwyr clapped once, authoritatively. "Boys! Hop
to it and warp yourselves."
"The author would be remiss in not thanking the shades of Thorne Smith,
Fritz Leiber, L. Sprague De Camp and Noel Coward for their inspiration;
but primarily this world owes its existence to stories made up in preliterate
childhood, when the author peered at Maxfield Parrish's fantasy illustrations
and tried to imagine what they represented..."
I should add that Anvil reads something like a Pratchett novel,
if Pterry were a native Californian and had a Vancian knack for lush
description. The wide-screen plot and wiseass characters are Baker originals.
Not to mention Lord Ermenwyr's verbal-abuse death-duel....
Do give the book a chance to get moving, as the introduction is largely
scene-setting, and it's a bit slow-moving. And the episodic, "fix-up"
structure has annoyed some readers (not me). Otherwise, it's a near-perfect
light fantasy: cinematic, witty, funny, amiable, rambling, baroque,
romantic, and fun. If you've liked earlier Kage Baker books, what are
you waiting for? And if you haven't tried her yet, Anvil would
be a fine place to start -- especially if you prefer fantasy to SF.
Other opinions (with plot-outlines, and possible SPOILERS):
"Lord Ermenwyr may be Ms. Baker's most inspired creation. He is a
walking contradiction -- at the same time that he is a cowardly, decadent,
foppish, hedonistic, malingering, neurasthenic, selfish, polymorphously
perverse substance abuser, he can show honest loyalty, friendship
and gratitude, and when he turns sentimental he manages to become,
against all odds, weirdly lovable."
-- Gabe Mesa, the
best review I saw online.
"...this is quite an enjoyable novel. It is fairly witty throughout,
and cleverly imagined... The moral is humanistic and affecting...
It's an entertainment, with just a hint of a serious core to it. Amiable,
a bit rambling, not a major work but good fun."
Horton, who liked the book rather less.
readers rating 4/5, 12 reviews [caution, SPOILERS]
Note 1) The rest of the book is first published here. [...back
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Note 2) -- and at least five other minor, unrelated characters
named Smith, all distinct. A bit of an authorial showoff, and a play
on Thorne, but a welcome contrast to books with characters who have
different names but all sound alike... [...back to main
Review by Peter
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